Score: 0

"what the hell review crew."

submission: Bill Murray's Space Jam 4

date: December 22, 2008

i obviously dont get the review crews sense of humor. this was so... well see im afraid to say anything because every one is so damn sensitive they cant take a little trash talk. i mean this flash deserves it. along with half the other crap that gets put on this site. i mean honestly just because you know how to use flash doesnt mean you should. atleast not in a place where people will see it. so ok, just so the newgrounds hall monitors dont get their panties in a bunch ill add some actual criticism to this review. the animation was bad, real bad. and the chicken/bill murray thing didnt even look like bill murray. i think thats who that was supposed to be right?? and the content of this flash was just down right boring and offensive. how old do you have to be to get hysterical over the word faggot. the best part of this flash besides the part where it ended, was when the green guy turned into the missing picture icon. i can appreciate nerd, computer humor but it hardly got anything more than a lip twitch as far as smiling goes. so please dont make any more of these PLEASE! and to the review crew: can you make the review crew pick something thats actually good? i mean i figure you guys know what you are doing when it comes to this kind of stuff. this just seems like you are doing the "clock crew" a favor just cause they have been around so long for reasons i cant even begin to fathom. please dont make any more flash clock crew.

Score: 7

"lol"

submission: Achievement Unlocked

date: December 22, 2008

i have to admit i do feel a surge of happiness every time i get one of those silly little achievements.

Score: 10

"sweet"

submission: FC Tells Da Truth

date: December 22, 2008

the picture they used for the front page looks like a ballsack. nice work. offensive but nice work.

Score: 10

"omfg that was analrific!"

submission: Anusboy

date: November 5, 2008

hell yeah man that was deliciously twisted.

Score: 9

"awesome"

submission: Legend of Miyamoto

date: October 25, 2008

that was rad man. great job with everything. i wish it was all animated cause im not a huge fan of the sprite flash. but this was pretty cool. cute even. great job.

Score: 10

"good job"

submission: Calvin and Hobbes

date: October 24, 2008

this is so nostalgic for me cause i still have all the calvin and hobbes books from when i was a kid. your style is nearly perfect i would just ask for a teensy bit more animation. the only thing wrong with this was the ending wich wasnt bad but i wanted to see a little more, i dont know what but just a little more. overall great fucking job man!

Score: 10

"great job"

submission: Meat Boy

date: October 12, 2008

nice game! the characters were adorable and the controls were smooth. a bit sensitive but nothing a little practice cant fix. the levels were legitimately hard without being impossible. this is a good game. great job man!

Score: 9

"great idea"

submission: Orchestrated Death

date: October 12, 2008

this game was pretty fun. it got annoying some times when you're searching for the right clicky but cant find it. but i guess that just comes with the game style. i wish that there was more than one way to complete the mission. also it would have been nice if the items that were clickable had a larger clicking...area i guess. you know what i mean? anyways good game and can be even better if you go back into it. great idea.

Score: 8

"cool game"

submission: Crunchdown

date: October 12, 2008

it was fun while it lasted. but i could advance past the part with the tread mills... it just wouldnt go anyfurther and you cant back track. thats something you should consider, being able to back track that is, but yeah the game stopped advancing for some reason so... i couldnt finish it.

Score: 9

"this was pretty cool"

submission: FF7 -- I Like it Here

date: October 12, 2008

i liked your style alot. and if you maybe tighten it up just a tad it would be some of the best. you got the motion down really well too. the only thing i would say about that is maybe speed up some of your action sequences because it seems like whenever they move its in slow motion. but the WAY they move and their body position and posture is really well done, even with your cartoony style. i totally wasnt expecting vincent to sound the way he did, lol, but whatever. good flash man keep improving!